So apparently a 14 year old kid has been drinking gasoline the last five years to gain “energy” to be more like his pals the Autobots the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis Daily reported yesterday. It started off light by stealing lighters from his parents grocery stall and drinking the fuel casually. After a stern scolding, he later evolved into drinking his parents gasoline from their motorcycle to become a more “valient fighter” just like Optimus Prime. They tried locking up their garage, but later found that their neighbors gas was mysteriously missing. Doctors had reported that his IQ has been dropping dramatically and he can no longer do simple math such as 7 plus 17. There is a high percentage of lead in the gas that can deter brain growth especially in the time of his physical growth development stage. He is now considered to have a mental disorder with a case of “gasoline dependence.”