First ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Trailer Resets Expectations (143 Screenshots)

Terminator Genisys First Movie Trailer

As promised, Paramount has delivered the first trailer for Terminator: Genisys. Fans will get to see Sarah Connor back in action, played by Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones), with an adult Kyle Reese played by Jai Courtney (A Good Day to Die Hard), and the return of The Terminator himself played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. From what we can tell, this film takes a quasi-reboot/prequel spin resetting all expectations of what we know of the franchise to date. Check out the trailer and over 100 hi-res screenshots after the break. Continue reading

Full Cast and Plot Announced for ‘The Expendables 3’

Full Cast and Plot Announced for 'The Expendables 3'

Lionsgate has released an official statement today on who will all will be starring in The Expendables 3, along with the full plot synopsis of what crazy shenanigans our grizzled action stars will be up against this next. All of the regulars are back, but this time there are a slew of new faces that may surprise and excite movie goers enough to actually anticipate this entry. See the full cast list and details after the break. Continue reading

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 160 Greatest Movie Quotes

It’s showtime! Freeze and behold this great montage of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s greatest movie quotes! So who is your daddy and what does he do? Talk to the hand! Don’t bull shit me and chill out dickwad, watch this awesome video after the break and make it a tumor on the Interwebs and spread this video!

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TeeHee: Predator: The Musical “If It Bleeds We Can Kill It!”

The folks who brought you Conan The Barbarian: The Musical, Commando: The Musical, and Terminator 2: The Opera, YouTube user, Legolambs, have put together their final Arnold Schwarzenneger musical with Predator! I believe this is their best work ever and it is almost unfortunate that they claim it to be the last of the Arnold musicals. If they could take Arnold out of retirement and put together a Kindergarten Cop or Turbo Man musical, that would be awesome, but like I said,¬†Predator: The Musical is incredible and I don’t know how they can top it. Check it out after the break and behold the wonders of this amazing original song “If It Bleeds We Can Kill It!”

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T-He: Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream

You would think that hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger scream for over seven and a half minutes from every single movie he’s been in would get annoying, but in fact, it is quite amusing. Thanks FilmDrunk for spending your time to make something completely ridiculous/pointless to entertain the masses. Check it out after the break.

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T-He: Darth Schwarzenegger

The Governator Strikes Back with someones redubbing of Star Wars using Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards. Pretty clever I might say. From the video description:

“An earlier casting of Star Wars IV: A New Hope saw Arnold Schwarzenegger put a juvenile, jealous and rather perverted spin on Darth Vader’s explosive personality. George Lucas had second thoughts and cast James Earl Jones instead. Enjoy these exclusive clips from the “lost tapes” archives of Skywalker Ranch.”

Check out the hilarious video after the break!

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