T-He: It’s Nine Inches…Around…And Has Bacon?


This ad makes me laugh. It seems like food isn’t food anymore. Advertisers must be running out of ideas to promote their food and cranking up the sex appeal dial to eight. Fast foods sex ads are sprouting up everywhere with no signs of stopping, why would they? Thank you Paris Hilton for beginning this new trend, that’s hot. Just think about the Quizno’s Toasty Torpedo commercial of with the guy and his oven, or the “2 Girls, 1 Sub” playboy spoof. Also Hardee’s Western Bacon Burger with Padma Lamshki. Or even ‘The Hills’ Hottie Audrina Patridge is in on the it:

YUM.……Soon, fast food will be one giant orgy on television with ketchup, lettuce, mayonnaise, but hole the onions. The age old phrase that pay, “sex sells,” will never die and never be wrong. It may not make you hungry, but it will make you remember the advertisement. The fact is fast food is becoming sexy and in my opinion hilarious. Food + sex = hungry…. hmmmmmm… I think they got the hint from George Costanza trying the trifecta of food, sex and TV. Now if only they get the full hint and use the most sensual of salted cured meats, pastrami. Thanks adage for bringing this to my attention, just one more thing to look and analyze for when I judge ads.

2 thoughts on “T-He: It’s Nine Inches…Around…And Has Bacon?

  1. Pingback: I'll Have a Burger With a Side Order of Sex Please… « TurnTheRightCorner

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