TeeHee: Good Grief Audrina Patridge

Ohhh Audrina Patridge you are just something else…

Theta Pi 4 Lyfe, Sisterhood Forever!

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Finally! Thank God! All six sorority confession promotions for Sorority Row are online. This movie is just absolutely ridiculous. I cannot wait to see how horrible and sexy this movie will be at the same time. If this movie actually turns out to be a good horror film, well I don’t even know what I would do. I think my head would explode possibly. I think it will be entertaining to the fact that its just a fun horror slasher film with a bunch of good looking girls in it, but that’s about all. But hey, most remakes turn out to be good though……Just take a look at how the girls of Theta Pi encourage you to rush their house.

This movie comes a swinging on September 11th. Strange. When five sorority girls inadvertently cause the murder of one of their sisters in a prank gone wrong, they agree to keep the matter to themselves and never speak of it again, so they can get on with their lives. This proves easier said than done, when after graduation a mysterious killer goes after the five of them and anyone who knows their secret. This film features Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Leah Pipes and Jamie Chung

Check out all the wise words of the sorority sisters after the jump. Theta Pi or Die! Betch……?

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‘Sorority Row’ Hi-Res Screenshots

Sorority Row stills, who could resist? This little horror remake comes out September 11th and is equipped with tons of skin. The film stars Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Jamie Chung, Leah Pipes and Margo Harshman. All of these leading ladies will be screaming their lungs dry, Theta Pi or Die… Click on the images for some Hi-Res Action.

Quick Notes Quatro

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Here we go with some quick notes again. Quick Notes are articles and blips that I do not feel on typing out full news that could just be viewed in shorts that I don’t feel are as important to rant about. They are all just a bunch of random hooblah of sorts that fell into this little section of fun and goodness after the jump:

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T-He: It’s Nine Inches…Around…And Has Bacon?

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This ad makes me laugh. It seems like food isn’t food anymore. Advertisers must be running out of ideas to promote their food and cranking up the sex appeal dial to eight. Fast foods sex ads are sprouting up everywhere with no signs of stopping, why would they? Thank you Paris Hilton for beginning this new trend, that’s hot. Just think about the Quizno’s Toasty Torpedo commercial of with the guy and his oven, or the “2 Girls, 1 Sub” playboy spoof. Also Hardee’s Western Bacon Burger with Padma Lamshki. Or even ‘The Hills’ Hottie Audrina Patridge is in on the it:

YUM.……Soon, fast food will be one giant orgy on television with ketchup, lettuce, mayonnaise, but hole the onions. The age old phrase that pay, “sex sells,” will never die and never be wrong. It may not make you hungry, but it will make you remember the advertisement. The fact is fast food is becoming sexy and in my opinion hilarious. Food + sex = hungry…. hmmmmmm… I think they got the hint from George Costanza trying the trifecta of food, sex and TV. Now if only they get the full hint and use the most sensual of salted cured meats, pastrami. Thanks adage for bringing this to my attention, just one more thing to look and analyze for when I judge ads.

T-He: It’s Nine Inches…Around…And Has Bacon?

bksevenincher

This ad makes me laugh. It seems like food isn’t food anymore. Advertisers must be running out of ideas to promote their food and cranking up the sex appeal dial to eight. Fast foods sex ads are sprouting up everywhere with no signs of stopping, why would they? Thank you Paris Hilton for beginning this new trend, that’s hot. Just think about the Quizno’s Toasty Torpedo commercial of with the guy and his oven, or the “2 Girls, 1 Sub” playboy spoof. Also Hardee’s Western Bacon Burger with Padma Lamshki. Or even ‘The Hills’ Hottie Audrina Patridge is in on the it:

YUM.……Soon, fast food will be one giant orgy on television with ketchup, lettuce, mayonnaise, but hole the onions. The age old phrase that pay, “sex sells,” will never die and never be wrong. It may not make you hungry, but it will make you remember the advertisement. The fact is fast food is becoming sexy and in my opinion hilarious. Food + sex = hungry…. hmmmmmm… I think they got the hint from George Costanza trying the trifecta of food, sex and TV. Now if only they get the full hint and use the most sensual of salted cured meats, pastrami. Thanks adage for bringing this to my attention, just one more thing to look and analyze for when I judge ads.