Thanks to Fangoria, here are some pictures from the new Piranha 3-D movie coming out soooooon.
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Empire’s Top 500 Movies Of All Time

Here is the list thanks to Empireonline.com. This list is old, from 2008, but I just happened to come across it in my array of boredom; since I have soooooooooo much to do this summer (anyone want to offer me a job?). I tallied it up and unfortunately I have only seen 140 out of the top 500 movies. For an up and coming movie fanatic and recently partaking in this sport/hobby, I think that the number is alright? It’s 28%, so that’s not too shabby, right? That is a lot of movies. You take a look at the list and see how many you’ve seen or even heard of. I have heard of most and added some of the ones on a list for me to see. I hope by the end of the year, maybe, I’ll have the number up to 200; that’s a lot of movies.
She's the Only One For Me, She's My Final Fantasy

A sweet music video with ex-Nerfherder lead vocal/guitaris, Parry Gripp. He creates songs for G4’s Attack of the Show from time to time. This song is entitled, “Girl at the Video Game Store,” and is classic for all nerds around. It stars Olivia Munn and Kevin Pereira. Watch the video below!
Box Office Battlefield: ‘Bruno’ and ‘I Love You Beth Cooper’

I Love You, Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust) Teenage high school comedy about the geeky valedictorian, Denis Cooverman, admitting his love to the high school hottie crush, Beth Cooper, during his graduation speech. This creates an array of events that end up being the wildest night of his life. Will he get the cheerleader or just get his ass beat buy her older boyfriend? This looks like a funny movie and is directed by Chris Columbus (Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire and Harry Potter 1 & 2). I’d suggest go see it with a date or something. It’s a nice teen romantic comedy.
Brüno (Sacha Baron Cohen) A more than flaming Austrian goes on the hunt around the world creating havoc to find the latest fashion trends. From going on talk shows, adopting a black child, camping, and joining the army, Brüno will end up seeing a lot of lawsuits after the movie comes out most likely. This is the 3rd film under Mr. Cohen’s belt for his own created characters. It is really short, 83 minutes, and apparently shortened due to the death of Michael Jackson; I heard 70 minutes. It will be a good tear inducing laugh your ass of comedy from what it seems.
Blood: The Last Vampire (Gianna Jun, Allison Miller) I don’t know much about this film, but apparently it is about a vampire girl named Saya who is part of covert government agency that hunts and destroys demons in a post-WWII Japan, is inserted in a military school to discover which one of her classmates is a demon is disguise. I think this is a creation from an anime turned manga and now a live action film. I can’t really say more than that.

TRON 2, the Plot Thickens
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Thanks to Disney, they have revealed a somewhat of a plot synopsis of what TRON will be about when it is remade into whatever it will be. Maybe TRON guy will get a special guest cameo. We could only hope…..
“TRON is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant (Olivia Wilde), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.”
Be A Part of the Foot

Auditions for being part of the infamous Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is going to get underway. These auditions will be part of the 25th anniversary “Shell-ebration.” Around April, it was announced that they will be doing another live action turtles movie. This new TMNT flick will surface around 2011 and will focus around Shredder and the Foot as a “Batman Begins” style reboot. Co-creator Peter Laird seems to be a part of this little revamp of this beloved franchise. Thanks /FILM.
For more information on auditions, check it out after the jump:
Jennifer's Body Goes Green

The green band trailer for Jennifer’s Body arose from the depths of wherever it came from and you can watch it here. It has more footage and shows the soundtrack artists. With artists like Dashboard Confessional, Panic! At the Disco, Cobra Starship, and All Time Low, this is looking to be a very teeny horror comedy. This brand of the trailer will appear with Brüno supposedly.
Faster Than a Speeding Lawsuit?

So it appears that we will be getting another Superman movie sooner than we thought. Warner Bros. and DC Comics went against the heirs of the creators of the man of steel, Jerome Siegel. There was some legal issue with money of Smallville and some “sweetheart” rights and other legal mumbo jumbo, but it would go in favor of WB and DC against their plantiffs.
“The Court pointedly ruled that if Warner Bros. does not start production on another Superman film by 2011, the Siegels will be able to sue to recover their damages,” attorney Toberoff added. “The Siegels look forward to the remainder of the case, which will determine how much defendants owe them for their exploitations of Superman.”
I Love You, Chris Columbus
Hey look, an exclusive interiew, thanks to Comingsoon.net, with I Love You, Beth Cooper director Chris Columbus (Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, Harry Potter 1 & 2) and the cute little Hayden Panettiere. They go on to talk about their relationship to high school Chris’s decision to film a movie like this. It looks like a decent high school comedy romance adventure movie. It reminds me of a little bit of Can’t Hardly Wait sorta, kinda, maybe? Go to ComingSoon.net to watch the interviews. Thanks Columbus for giving us this new sexy vision of Ms. Panettiere.

Comedy Central Uses Some Sweet Skills

Comedy Central has ordered up some Jon Heder for a new comedy sitcom. It will be about Heder coming from the big city working in an IT office to back home with his parents in a small town. Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Chris Henchy will be writing the series and will be distributed by Debmar-Mercury. They want to deliver 10 episodes and see where they go from there; most likely a flop. How far will this show go? Maybe a foot into the water, but will get frightened easily. Comedy Central, please just tell Matt Stone and Trey Parker to just create non stop episodes of South Park and we’ll be happy.