T-He: How Transformers: ROTFLMAO Should Have Ended

Those at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com have created the ultimate video here. Michael here I’d like you to re-buttle this if you can, BECAUSE YOU CANT. The way it should have ended has so many possibilities, but this short has it all. You silly Hollywood writers. Check out this video:

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Harry Potter’s Magical Beatdown

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I’ll give it props. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince reigns supreme being the largest midnight opener with $22.2 million. This beats the original records from The Dark Knight’s $18 mil and the 2nd place Revenge of the Sith‘s $17 mil. It also stomped out the largest grossing midnight box office champion of the year, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, with its $16 million. This movie could possibly destroy all domestic records with that kind of showing or perhaps just everyone showed up last night? Who knows. The domestic 5 day record is still The Dark Knight with $203.8 and in 2nd place Revenge of the Fallen with $201.3 million. Could Mr. Potter triumph over all? Go to the theaters and maybe it will happen………

Quick Notes Quatro

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Here we go with some quick notes again. Quick Notes are articles and blips that I do not feel on typing out full news that could just be viewed in shorts that I don’t feel are as important to rant about. They are all just a bunch of random hooblah of sorts that fell into this little section of fun and goodness after the jump:

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Revenge of the Fallen Has Fallen A Tad Short

MICHAEL BAY BOOM DEVIL

So the 5 day weekend for the epic throw up that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has come to a close. The results are in and it falls short of the domestic 5 day box office records, which is held by the Dark Knight with $203.8 million. Transformers fell short with a measily $201.2 million, snap, so close, but at least quality prevails in this epic battle. But this has proven to be the highest grossing worst rated film ever. With the calculations of the overseas box offices, the total count comes to a little over $400 million. This battle between critics and box office ratings proves that critics views have no effect on the public as ROTF has gained more money than predicted. It also broke the IMAX box office record for an opening, but with so many IMAX screens popping up, the number becomes a tad useless. Will this push Paramount and Michael Bay to shoot for a 2011 date or will Bay stick to his 2012 date? Will Michael Bay even do the third, or even Orci and Kurtzman? WHO KNOWS?!?!? Let’s hope there is another writers strike and the next movie has robots having sex, might as well just add both of Bay’s elements together to make another pile of crap that makes more money than you do in your lifetime….

Revenge of the Fallen Has Fallen A Tad Short

MICHAEL BAY BOOM DEVIL

So the 5 day weekend for the epic throw up that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has come to a close. The results are in and it falls short of the domestic 5 day box office records, which is held by the Dark Knight with $203.8 million. Transformers fell short with a measily $201.2 million, snap, so close, but at least quality prevails in this epic battle. But this has proven to be the highest grossing worst rated film ever. With the calculations of the overseas box offices, the total count comes to a little over $400 million. This battle between critics and box office ratings proves that critics views have no effect on the public as ROTF has gained more money than predicted. It also broke the IMAX box office record for an opening, but with so many IMAX screens popping up, the number becomes a tad useless. Will this push Paramount and Michael Bay to shoot for a 2011 date or will Bay stick to his 2012 date? Will Michael Bay even do the third, or even Orci and Kurtzman? WHO KNOWS?!?!? Let’s hope there is another writers strike and the next movie has robots having sex, might as well just add both of Bay’s elements together to make another pile of crap that makes more money than you do in your lifetime….

Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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Here it is my Review for Transformers: ROTF. Ultimately all my film reviews will be like the image at the end of the review that you can enlarge and view in the Film Review Section of my blog. Now with no more waiting, I give you my review:

The behemoth that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has plopped in our laps. This epic sequel was directed by Michael Bay, written by Ehren Kruger (Scream 3), Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (both MI: 3, Star Trek, The Island). Of course this couldn’t be a hit without Shia LaBeouf and the woman on top of the world, Megan Fox along with Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Ramon Rodriguez and Isabel Lucas (who could have been more attractive than Fox in the film).

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Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

film review

Here it is my Review for Transformers: ROTF. Ultimately all my film reviews will be like the image at the end of the review that you can enlarge and view in the Film Review Section of my blog. Now with no more waiting, I give you my review:

The behemoth that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has plopped in our laps. This epic sequel was directed by Michael Bay, written by Ehren Kruger (Scream 3), Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (both MI: 3, Star Trek, The Island). Of course this couldn’t be a hit without Shia LaBeouf and the woman on top of the world, Megan Fox along with Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Ramon Rodriguez and Isabel Lucas (who could have been more attractive than Fox in the film).

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Box Office Battlefield: ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ and ‘My Sister’s Keeper’

battle fieldHere we go with the weekend of June 26-28, there are really only two movies to talk about

Of course:

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – The title pretty much sums it up and needs no explanation of how well and who’s going to see it. This is a movie for anyone to see and will make tons of money no matter what the critics say.

My Sister’s Keeper – Cameron Diaz stars in this heartfelt drama about her daughter with leukemia. They try to make a test tube baby to help possibly be the cure for their daughter. This will probably be overshadowed by ROTF, but if you definitely don’t want an action explosion mind blowing film, then most will go see this film. I’m sure it will make a few tears fall.

Box Office Battlefield: ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ and ‘My Sister’s Keeper’

battle fieldHere we go with the weekend of June 26-28, there are really only two movies to talk about

Of course:

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – The title pretty much sums it up and needs no explanation of how well and who’s going to see it. This is a movie for anyone to see and will make tons of money no matter what the critics say.

My Sister’s Keeper – Cameron Diaz stars in this heartfelt drama about her daughter with leukemia. They try to make a test tube baby to help possibly be the cure for their daughter. This will probably be overshadowed by ROTF, but if you definitely don’t want an action explosion mind blowing film, then most will go see this film. I’m sure it will make a few tears fall.

Revenge of the Fallen Slaps Potter in the Face

The results are in, Variety reports that Revenge of the Fallen has surpassed ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’ as the number one money making movie for a Wednesday release with $60.6 million. The previous record was only just a measily $44.2 mil. ROTF has opened in more than 4,200 theaters, 169 IMAX screens, and is projected to reach $150 mil in the five day release mark. It is already named the highest grossing overseas for the weekend. Mr. Bay you are going to be laughing on the way to the bank again aren’t you you silly little man.