71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Winners List and Live Blog

71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Winners

Let’s be real for a moment. The only reason why you’re watching the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards is for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, along with anything Jennifer Lawrence-y Jennifer Lawrence may do. They’re the only way we’ll make it through the ceremony in one piece. But just in case you miss a beat or believe the only awards show that matters is the Oscars, you can Turn The Right Corner to find out who wins without having to endure the whole show. We’ll be updating this live blog post just for you as the winners are announced starting at 5pm PST on NBC. See who takes home the 2014 Golden Globes after the break.

If you’d like to play along you can always comment below or follow @TyRawrrnosaurus or @TTRCorner for social commentary on Twitter. Enjoy!

Jennifer Lawrence Creeping Golden Globes 2014

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are all smiles as they compare Matt Damon to a garbage person. Big riffs on George Clooney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Joaquin Phoenix, Martin Scorsese, and Tom Hanks and his prosthetic penis. A good opening monologue. It started off a bit slow, but picked up very quickly, bringing many laughs and tears.

 

Winners:

Sandra Bullock and Tom Hanks are the first presenters of the evening.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

  • Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
  • Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle (WINNER)
  • Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
  • Julia Roberts, August: Osage County
  • June Squibb, Nebraska

Jennifer Lawrence definitely did her Jennifer Lawrence thing as Hollywood’s beloved manic pixie dream girl all quirky and such. Julia Roberts and Lupita Nyong’o were definitely underlooked here. But hey, what can we expect from the HFPA?

Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis ascended on stage to present the next award.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or Motion Picture Made for Television

  • Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge (WINNER)
  • Janet McTeer, The White Queen
  • Hayden Panettiere, Nashville
  • Monica Potter, Parenthood
  • Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Bisset had such a nice lonnnnnnnnnnnnng, heartfelt, rambling acceptance speech that they played her off with music and the pre-commercial music played off the acceptance speech music.

Mark Ruffalo and a lovely Naomi Watts present the next award.

Best Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television

  • American Horror Story: Coven
  • Behind the Candelabra (WINNER)
  • Dancing on the Edge
  • Top of the Lake
  • White Queen

And the Ruff and Watts stay on stage to present again.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television

  • Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor
  • Rebecca Ferguson, The White Queen
  • Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven
  • Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
  • Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake (WINNER)

The garbage man Matt Damon takes the stage blind without his glasses to present the first nominee for Best Motion Picture Drama, Captain Phillips.

Matt Damon Garbage Man Golden Globes

Tina and Amy take a moment to stroke the ego of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.

Funny man Jonah Hill and the beautiful Margot Robbie come on stage to highlight the first nominee for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical, The Wolf of Wall Street.

Aaron Eckhart and Paula Patton are the next award presenters.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama

  • Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad (WINNER)
  • Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
  • Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex
  • Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
  • James Spader, The Blacklist

There is certainly a strange order at which they announce these things.

Best Television Series – Drama

  • Breaking Bad (WINNER) 
  • Downton Abbey
  • The Good Wife
  • House of Cards
  • Masters of Sex

No Aaron Paul, thank you. Yeah, bitch!

Breaking Bad Golden Globes 2014 Aaron paul

Steve Coogan and the real Philomena Lee take the stage to present the next nomination for Best Motion Picture Drama, Philomena.

Kate Beckinsale, Puffy, and Usher are the triple threat presenters to present.

Best Original Score – Motion Picture

  • All Is Lost (WINNER)
  • Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
  • Gravity
  • The Book Thief
  • 12 Years a Slave

Didn’t see that one coming.

Best Original Song – Motion Picture

  • “Atlas” by Chris Martin, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  • “Let It Go,” Frozen
  • “Ordinary Love” by U2, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (WINNER)
  • “Please Mr. Kennedy” by Ed Rush, T-Bone, Justin Timberlake, Inside Llewyn Davis
  • “Sweeter than Fiction” by Taylor Swift, One Chance

“BON-NO!” Walt Disney’s reanimated body just shouted through the halls of the Magic Kingdom. Apparently you don’t mess with Bono. I definitely don’t see this reflecting on the Oscars.

Taylor Kinney, Jesse Spencer, and Amber Heard take the stage to present.

Best Performance By an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Miniseries, or Motion Picture Made for Television

  • Josh Charles, The Good Wife
  • Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra
  • Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
  • Corey Stoll, House of Cards
  • Jon Voight, Ray Donovan (WINNER)

No, bitch!

Olivia Wilde floats on stage all fantastic, glowing, and pregnant to present the next nominee for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical, Her.

Robert. Downey. Jr. That is all.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical

  • Amy Adams, American Hustle (WINNER) 
  • Julie Delpy, Before Midnight
  • Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Enough Said
  • Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

The HFPA is all about the Hustle tonight. Side boobs FTW?

Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon arrive on stage to welcome their daughter, Ms. Golden Globe, Sosie Bacon. Tina Fey interrupts to bring gender equality on stage with Mr. Golden Globe Amy Poehler Randy.

Amy Poehler Randy Golden Globes 2014

Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series – Drama

  • Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
  • Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black
  • Taylor Schilling, Orange is the New Black
  • Kerry Washington, Scandal
  • Robin Wright, House of Cards (WINNER)

Princess Buttercup wins a big award for Netflix.

Jim Carrey’s big smile hits the stage to rip on Shia Lebeouf and present the next nominee for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical, American Hustle.

Jim Carrey Golden Globes 2014

Moviegoers get lost in Christoph Waltz’s voice to present the next award.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

  • Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
  • Daniel Brühl, Rush
  • Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
  • Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
  • Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club (WINNER)

A solid and well deserved win, beating the Hustle streak I was afraid that may take over.

Emma Thompson comes out on stage with shoes and martini in hand.

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture

  • Spike Jonze, Her (WINNER)
  • Bob Nelson, Nebraska
  • Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan, Philomena
  • John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
  • Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell, American Hustle

Huge upset. This is awesome and unexpected. Well deserved and again a huge upset against 12 Years a Slave and American Hustle.

Laura Dern introduces the next film nominated for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical, Nebraska.

Tina and Amy are back to welcome Julie Bowen and Seth Meyers.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical

  • Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
  • Don Cheadle, House of Lies
  • Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show
  • Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
  • Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (WINNER)

Zoe Saldana and Orlando Bloom (?) catch the name of presents the next award.

Best Foreign Language Film

  • Blue Is the Warmest Color, France
  • The Great Beauty, Italy (WINNER)
  • The Hunt, Denmark
  • The Past, Iran
  • The Wind Rises, Japan

I haven’t heard of this film before. I guess I’ll have to check it out.

Jimmy Fallon and Melissa McCarthy need to leave the comedy to Tina and Amy as they present the next award.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television

  • Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
  • Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra (WINNER)
  • Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge
  • Idris Elba, Luther
  • Al Pacino, Phil Spector

Chris Pine and Emma Watson make quick work of presenting of the next award.

Best Animated Feature Film

  • The Croods
  • Despicable Me 2
  • Frozen (WINNER)

No surprise here.

Collin Farrell presents the next nominee for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical, Inside Llewyn Davis.

The boy wonder Chris O’Donnell and Emilia Clarke are the next presenters.

Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series – Comedy or Musical

  • Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
  • Lena Dunham, Girls
  • Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
  • Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation (WINNER)

Amy made out with Bono after her name was called. No big deal.

Amy Poehler Makes Out With Bono U2

Emma Stone comes out of hiding to introduce a montage of Woody Allen’s work. Diane Keaton appears to accept the Cecil B. Demille Award on behalf of Woody Allen. He obviously didn’t show up because Woody Allen.

Liam Neeson takes the stage to present the next nominee for Best Motion Picture Drama, Gravity.

Batfleck brings little energy on stage to present the next award.

Best Director – Motion Picture

  • Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity (WINNER)
  • Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips
  • Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave
  • Alexander Payne, Nebraska
  • David O. Russell, American Hustle

Um okay? Fine choice. Definitely an upset over Steve McQueen. Cuarón shows that if you have enough determination good things will happen.

Chris Evans and Uma Thurman find their way on stage after Tina Fey rips on Michael Bay.

Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical

  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Brooklyn Nine-Nine (WINNER)
  • Girls
  • Modern Family
  • Parks and Recreation

That’s quite the odd pick.

J-Law quickly names off the next nominees.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical

  • Christian Bale, American Hustle
  • Bruce Dern, Nebraska
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street (WINNER)
  • Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Joaquin Phoenix, Her

The competition was pretty stacked, but Leo is a good choice. But nobody, NOBODY plays off Leonardo DiCaprio. What were they thinking? #NeverLetGo

Reese Witherspoon introduces the next nominee for Best Motion Picture Drama, 12 Years a Slave.

Chris Hemsworth Thor and the real Niki Lauda, portrayed in Rush, present their film, the final nominee, for Best Motion Picture Drama nominee.

The flowery Drew Barrymore takes the stage to present the first of the last big four awards.

Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical

  • American Hustle (WINNER)
  • Her
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Nebraska
  • The Wolf of Wall Street

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t just present the next award, but he also continues his acceptance speech. Good for him. King of the world.

Leondardo DiCaprio Golden Globes 2014

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama

  • Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine (WINNER)
  • Sandra Bullock, Gravity
  • Judi Dench, Philomena
  • Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks
  • Kate Winslet, Labor Day

Damn right it goes to Cate Blanchett.

Jessica Chastain is looking very fiery tonight to present the next award.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama

  • Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
  • Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
  • Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips
  • Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club (WINNER)
  • Robert Redford, All Is Lost

All right, all right, all right, all right!!! Well it looks like the HFPA isn’t completely off their rocker tonight.

Johnny Depp brings together the final award of the night.

Best Motion Picture – Drama

  • 12 Years a Slave (WINNER)
  • Captain Phillips
  • Gravity
  • Philomena
  • Rush

A well deserved win for 12 Years a Slave. It didn’t win Best Actor, Best Screenplay, Best Director, or Best Supporting Actress, but by golly the HFPA gave it the most deserving award of the night. With how spread out the winners were tonight it was a toss up. I almost thought Gravity would have taken it. Everyone won big tonight, Her, 12 Years a Slave, The Wolf of Wall Street, Dallas Buyers Club, American Hustle, and Blue Jasmine. It’s sad to see Inside Llewyn Davis did not win anything tonight however. It will be an interesting road to Oscar from here.

Be sure to keep up with all of the updates on Awards season by following the tag, Movie Awards. Check out the nominees for the 19th Annual Critics Choice Awards as they are presented this Thursday, January 16.


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